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Kurz Courage Duke · Jul 25, 2009, 01:07 AM // 01:07

i think there should be kurzick day because kurZicks own and i think it would be a good idea.

this is a picture of an honorable kurzick

i think in kurzick day everyone should get free amber for doing events like killing turtles and devouring their young. also all npcs should look like juggernaughts even in gvg. also HA should be closed during this time because it is dishonorable and it should be temporarily used as a gladitorial arena where kurzicks kill luxons. all luxons towns should be closed and off-limits to everyone during this time (probably like a day but maybe a couple months because kurzick day will be so popular)

also luxon guilds will be disbanned during kurzick day because kurzicks will over power them and kill their guilds.

and this is why i think kurzick day will be the best event in GW ever.

Channel_V93 · Jul 25, 2009, 01:10 AM // 01:10

credit · Jul 25, 2009, 01:11 AM // 01:11

as an honorable kurzick, i am inclined to /sign this.

however, knowing the mods here I will predict this thread will be deleted shortly.

nazis

talon994 · Jul 25, 2009, 01:13 AM // 01:13

I think you have been sniffing petrified tree's for too long. The aroma has obviously made you go completely bonkers.

P.S The picture of your warrior just show's that you need better armor and a haircut.....I don't see any reference to a Kurzick in that pic

credit · Jul 25, 2009, 01:17 AM // 01:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by talon994

I think you have been sniffing petrified tree's for too long. The aroma has obviously made you go completely bonkers.

P.S The picture of your warrior just show's that you need better armor and a haircut.....I don't see any reference to a Kurzick in that pic

seeing as you are probably a luxon yourself, you cannot comprehend the kurzick glory and honor in that picture.

unlike luxons, we kurzicks know that true courage, honor, valor and courage comes from the heart.

the courage duke is so magical.

Kurz Courage Duke · Jul 25, 2009, 01:21 AM // 01:21

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Originally Posted by credit

seeing as you are probably a luxon yourself, you cannot comprehend the kurzick glory and honor in that picture.

unlike luxons, we kurzicks know that true courage, honor, valor and courage come from the heart.

the courage duke is so magical.

yes u have exactly what i think we need in kurzick day

Still Number One · Jul 25, 2009, 01:39 AM // 01:39

'Honorable' and 'Kurzick' do not belong in the same sentence. The only honorable faction is of course the Luxon Armada. We have pushed you cowardly Kurzicks back into the deepest depths of your disgusting homeland and your dishonorable guerrilla warfare tactics of hiding in the branches of your petrified trees have not saved you from my honorable blade.

DEATH TO THE KURZICKS!!!!! LONG LIVE THE LUXON ARMADA!!!!!

TURTLE CLAN, MOVE OUT!!!

Kurz Courage Duke · Jul 25, 2009, 01:45 AM // 01:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Still Number One

'Honorable' and 'Kurzick' do not belong in the same sentence. The only honorable faction is of course the Luxon Armada. We have pushed you cowardly Kurzicks back into the deepest depths of your disgusting homeland and your dishonorable guerrilla warfare tactics of hiding in the branches of your petrified trees have not saved you from my honorable blade.

DEATH TO THE KURZICKS!!!!! LONG LIVE THE LUXON ARMADA!!!!!

TURTLE CLAN, MOVE OUT!!!

Excuse me sir but I believe you're posting in the wrong thread. I saw a 'dishonorable overweight turtle lover' thread over in the 'unrelated' section of the foum

Evasion Twenty · Jul 25, 2009, 01:46 AM // 01:46

Kerwyn Nasilan · Jul 25, 2009, 01:46 AM // 01:46

Lol do another please

credit · Jul 25, 2009, 01:47 AM // 01:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Still Number One

'Honorable' and 'Kurzick' do not belong in the same sentence. The only honorable faction is of course the Luxon Armada. We have pushed you cowardly Kurzicks back into the deepest depths of your disgusting homeland and your dishonorable guerrilla warfare tactics of hiding in the branches of your petrified trees have not saved you from my honorable blade.

DEATH TO THE KURZICKS!!!!! LONG LIVE THE LUXON ARMADA!!!!!

TURTLE CLAN, MOVE OUT!!!

You savage luxon know not of honor. Hold your tongue fool, before I cut it off.

While you waste your time in the depths of the grenz frontier, our juggernaut armies kowtow your turtles at aspenwood and your coffers run dry as we steal your precious jade.

The kurzick juggernaut may bend, but we will not break. We are like an elastic band: the more you bend us, the harder we fling back at you.

We will never falter.

P.S. Turtle meat is marvelous, it goes well with the sap that our juggernauts produce.

lewis91 · Jul 25, 2009, 01:56 AM // 01:56

Lmao, as a true honorable kurzick myself (refer to my picture) i have to /sign this.

Keep up the good ideas.

Need More Donuts · Jul 25, 2009, 01:58 AM // 01:58

Cool story bro

Gift3d · Jul 25, 2009, 01:58 AM // 01:58

... ...kurzick honour!

Still Number One · Jul 25, 2009, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Your days are numbered you Kurzick fiends. Your dishonorable ways have gone unpunished for far too long! Soon, very soon, you shall die a horrendous death by my hand. My blade will strike silent, swift, and true, and your soul will forever be trapped in torment. Give one last kiss to that disgusting pig you call a wife, and pat your disgustingly disfigured child's head one last time Kurzick swine. For soon, your life shall be at an end, and I shall show you NO MERCY!

TURTLE CLAN!!!! MOVE OUT!!!!

AKB48 · Jul 25, 2009, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Lol, I'm surprised at how an idiot of your stature managed to imp your way in to the human race. Congratulations anyhow, it is really an achievement to be noted.

credit · Jul 25, 2009, 02:00 AM // 02:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need More Donuts

Cool story bro

Yes, kurzick domination is 'cool'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Still Number One

Your days are numbered you Kurzick fiends. Your dishonorable ways have gone unpunished for far too long! Soon, very soon, you shall die a horrendous death by my hand. My blade will strike silent, swift, and true, and your soul will forever be trapped in torment. Give one last kiss to that disgusting pig you call a wife, and pat your disgustingly disfigured child's head one last time Kurzick swine. For soon, your life shall be at and end, and I shall show you NO MERCY!

TURTLE CLAN!!!! MOVE OUT!!!!

Keep talking, my luxon nemesis, your words carry no weight with me. The only fiends here are your weak enslaved turtles. You throw your entire army at us, yet you cannot break our lines. As you try to bruteforce your way to victory, your jade coffers slowly run dry. This is a war you cannot win.

Ugh · Jul 25, 2009, 02:07 AM // 02:07

Dear Anet,

Please never, never, ever give players the options to choose and compete against other factions in any of your games ever again. It promotes idiocy in the game and on the forums. Even if some people are sarcastic (which I assume these fellas are), their rantings are still annoying and unfunny.

Love,
Ugh

Accursed · Jul 25, 2009, 02:07 AM // 02:07

Luxon > Kurzick

We have badass turtles with guns while you have walking plants. How stupid is that.

Kurz Courage Duke · Jul 25, 2009, 02:08 AM // 02:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugh

Dear Anet,

Please never, never, ever give players the options to choose and compete against other factions in any of your games ever again. It promotes idiocy in the game and on the forums. Even if some people are sarcastic (which I assume this fella is), their rantings are still annoying and unfunny.

Love,
Ugh

good thing I've already warned anet not to listen to you, due to the fact that you are a luxon spy. get your own thread!!!